The US has a love affair with imperial units: height in inches, milk in quarts, weight in pounds. You name it, and it’s measured in imperial. The only problem?
They’re on the cutting edge of miscommunication.

au meme → loki and thor as tulio and miguel.
“miguel and tulio.”
“tulio and miguel.”
“mighty and powerful gods!”
Veteran New York City Rat Hunter Dismisses Post-Sandy Rat Invasion, Shares Rat Wisdom
Since Sandy flushed New York City’s subway system like a filthy urinal in the Times Square T.G.I. Fridays there has been much anxiety over the fate of our city’s prodigious subway rats. Would New York streets now be overrun by disease-ridden rats driven from their subterranean lairs? No, says a guy whose singular passion is hunting and killing New York City rats.
Google Has Done it Again
Google Wallet Looks Like It’s Getting a Physical Credit Card
By Kyle Wagner
We’ve been hearing on and off that this might happen, but Android Police just got a pretty real-looking tip from a leaked build of the Google Wallet that seems to confirm it: Google Wallet is getting a physical credit card. But what does that actually mean?
Still A Bad Ass!!
Felix Baumgartner’s Pressure Suit Almost Ruined the Stratos Jump
By Eric Limer
When Felix Baumgartner lept from a floating capsule in the stratosphere, plunging 24 miles to the ground, most of us here on Earth were busy thinking “I could never bring myself to do that.” Turns out Baumgartner almost couldn’t either. But it wasn’t exactly the fall that was freaking him out, it was the suit designed to keep him alive.
Hurricane Sandy has left Coney Island a surreal ghost town. New York City’s famous landmark is eerily abandoned and utterly destroyed.
wow…just…wow
Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.
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